The Epic Eurotrip--Chapter 20: Grand Prix (Monaco--Monte Carlo)

After Italy, we actually entered France first. However, that was not our destination. After another 10 minute drive, we entered Monaco, 2nd smallest country in this world. Monaco only has 4(?) cities (which is actually too many, in my opinion.) Since it's just a small corner in France, they don't really have their own military, and they still have a king who rules. No matter, no one really wants to attack this place anyway. In fact, many want to live here because there's no income tax (which explains all those rich people and casino here.)

The drive there was horrible. WE had to get up to the mountains and then get down to the coast. The pressure change was killing me (nasal congestion was bad......) At one point I heard air coming out of my ears (and it fucking hurt)

When we arrived, it was 3 days before the Grand Prix event here, so majority of roads are blocked off. Luckily, we found a way to take public transportation to get to Monte Carlo. It was a very nice day (almost too hot, even for a sick me.)

View of Monaco from the mountain.

This picture kinda shows the life in Monaco and who live here.

Fancy houses and hotels everywhere.

Monte Carlo Casino

You know how rich people here are? ALL these cars are more expensive than my house, most likely. Ferrari? There are plenty. Porsche? Well we've got a lot here, too. BMW? Sorry, bro, your car is not cool enough. Lamborghini? Sure, we got some as well.

Let's talk about bags. According to one of our members in the groups, she has seen nothing cheaper than a Prada (for what she could recognize). All women here carry some kind of name brand.

Want another sign? How about short, fat men having tall, beautiful, model-status dates. Well, now we're talking! Money sure can do a lot of things.

Seats on top of the building.

Sun Casino

Fairmont Hairpin

I can imagine cars going by and making the zoom~ sound.

I have no idea where I was.

I started walking from the Monte Carlo Casino, and I took the first path I found down to the beach. For a while I really had no idea where I was. I just kept walking towards the beach. It was a nice walk, not talking to anyone, not needing to worry about time, just a peaceful walk. The beautiful view only adds to the greatness.

There are a lot of foot prints

Eventually I got to the beach and then realized it was a nude beach. And yes, there were some nice boobs, although most of them are saggy....... Anyway, the beach itself isn't good, in my opinion. It doesn't have the white, silky sand. Instead, it's more of a beach formed of tiny rocks that cannot be called sand just yet. Some people were playing volleyball on the beach, but most of them were just lying there chilling. There were several bars/restaurants around the beach. They charge you a lot of a cup of water.......

One of the bars at the beach. Behind is the beach.

I didn't take photos at the beach because, well, it's rude. This picture is the only one I took at the beach, and you can't really see any body behind all these umbrellas. I did manage to capture some photos of the statues around the beach. Some are cool while others just look hilarious.

"So chill~~~"

"I can play some Frisbee with you"

People busy building a new deck. For what, though?

After sitting there for a while (while blowing my nose,) I returned to the casino to meet up with others. There were so many fat men with beautiful ladies there. Damn it! It's another reason to want to be rich.

This is a bad photo because I didn't want to be a creeper (I know it's still creepy)
but I meant to take a picture of the woman in blue dress. She's pretty hot.

It was a short but interesting stay at Monte Carlo, especially when there was an event going on. I like how we found a way to get into the city even though they didn't allow private transportation.

We stayed in Nice for a night, and some crazy thing happened. I'll talk about it in next post. 

I realized that my post has been shorter and shorter. Well, I guess people are only interested in photos anyway. I bet no one will even read this line so.... PENIS!!!!!!!! Yes I'm 25.

Next stop: Nice, Avignon, and Lyon, France